[Verse 1]
Woke up, had a boner
Dragged a comb across my boner
I said it’s high time for us to experience high tide
No thanks, I don’t drink, and oh God, are you drunk?
What you’ve done this vibrato isn’t helping things much
No one should trust my statement of faith
'Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my face
Oh God

[Chorus 1]
Be honest
But not that honest
Be honest
But not that honest

[Verse 2]
I think I know where the bathrooms are here
I’ve been going to this restaurant for, what, 17 years?
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan
But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
[Chorus 2]
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest
Be honest
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest

[Bridge]
You said, “Why don’t you just grab the brush from da Vinci
And tell him how he could be doing it better?”
I said, “You’re supposed to call him Leonardo!”

[Outro]
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
(I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)
(I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)
(I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)
(I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)