[Intro]

[Verse 1]
I have nothing but questions
I need answers, those would fill me up
I know when I'm being catered to!
I know when I'm being catered to!
I will not settle for the lowest common denominator!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Hello my friend, we’ve been waiting for you for a long time
We have reason to believe that your soul is just like ours
Did you ever get the feeling you were just a little different?
Well, here’s our web page, you’ve finally found a home

[Chorus 1]
Good people give good advice
Get a job, eat an apple, it'll work itself out
It's a phase
It's chemistry
It's your own fault
Well don't listen to us
We're just people too

[Verse 2]
I’ve been waiting all my life
I’ve been waiting for some real good porn
Something with meaning, something fulfilling
I’d like to make my shame count for something
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I feel so empty trying to explain this
His name is William Onyeabor, he’s from the 70s
And when I wake up in the morning
There are people sleeping on my couch
Well, I’ll have something to say about that one

[Chorus 2]
Free people give free advice
Let go of the pain, let go of the fear
But if I let go of that
What will still be here?
Will I find out
That I am just people too?

[Outro]
I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time
Cause when you're standing oh so near
I kinda lose my mind, yeah
It's not the way you cut your hair
That's a pretty nice haircut
I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my—!