[Verse 1]
Abraham had Isaac
Isaac had Jacob
Jacob had Judah
And his brothers
Judah had Perez
And there was Tamar
Perez has Hezron
Hezron has Aram

[Verse 2]
Aram had Amminadab
Amminadab had Nahshon
Nahshon had Salmon
Salmon had Boaz
Boaz had Obed
Obed had Jesse
Jesse had David
And David became king

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[Verse 3]
David had Solomon (Jotham had Ahaz)
Solomon had Rehoboam (Ahaz had Hezekiah)
Rehoboam had Abijah (Hezekiah had Manasseh)
Abijah had Asa (Manasseh had Amon)
Asa had Jehoshaphat (Amon had Josiah)
Jehoshaphat had Joram (Josiah had Jehoiachin)
Joram had Uzziah (and then the people)
Uzziah had Jotham (were taken into the Babylonian exile)

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[Bridge]
And when the exile ended
It took away kids like you
His mother was engaged, too
God had gave you away, but why?

A black-haired Laura Dern is lying on the dining room table
With lava boiling in her mouth
A gentleman standing above her pulls the object out of her mouth
She takes off her goatee and her Invisalign
But this guy, Joey, tells her about the war's children, but...

Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Can you guys talk about anything other than you and your problems?
I drove all the way out here to pick you up
Like, like 50% of the time I…
50% of the things that I think that, er…
The things that I'm going to say
I think that you talk better, and so, I
I say something else or I just don't say anything
So, and then I never say anything to anyone, now
No one thinks I ever talk
And now they're all going to think I'm a fucking creep because of how weird my fucking voice sounds!

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