[Intro]
Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on

[Verse 1]
Sleep all day
It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night

[Chorus]
(Nite Klub) Is this the in place to be?
(Nite Klub) What am I doin' here?
(Nite Klub) Watching the girls go by
Spending money on

[Verse 2]
Hey, hey, I don't work
'Cause I don't have to
I don't have to work
There's no, no work to do

[Refrain]
(Nite Klub) I'm a member of the Nite Klub, oh-oh
(Nite Klub) A fully paid-up member of the Nite Klub
[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
And the beer tastes just like piss

[Outro]
I'm a, (Nite Klub) a parasite
I creep (Nite Klub) about at night
Yes, I'm a member of the Nite Klub
A fully paid-up member of the Nite Klub
(Nite Klub) Is this the in place to be?
(Nite Klub) What am I doing here?
(Nite Klub) Watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer!