Fluorine's got a way of making me feel insane
Like I can't trust my toothpaste
Unless it's fricking Colgate
Don't want no other substance
Don't want no other substance
And maybe that's why I blaze
How many times can we react the same way?
Can we keep catching on fire?
And keep it burning all night?
That's when I say you're Fluorine
And feel your compounds on mine
Oh, that's how your teeth shine

I could be chlorine, in some bottled bleach
I could be astatine, treating a disease
But that would be too easy, chem
And I don't want no easy chem
I could close my OneNote
Get some iodine
I can LEFF you go and we would be just fine
But that would be too easy, chem
And I don't want no easy chem

Keep on exploding
You can say I'm phosphorus
Last time I reacted with Fluorine
It was disastrous
You're so toxic, it's bad
I shouldn't have it, it's bad
JK its not even bad

I could be chlorine, in some bottled bleach
I could be astatine, treating a disease
But that would be too easy, chem
And I don't want no easy chem
I could close my OneNote
Get some iodine
I can LEFF you go and we would be just fine
But that would be too easy, chem
And I don't want no easy chem


It's the way Astatine's hard to find
It's the way Chlorine makes you blind
Every time I'm saying Iodine
It's the way I'm in earth's crust
It's the way you know I'm about to combust

I could be chlorine, in some bottled bleach
I could be astatine, treating a disease
But that would be too easy chem
And I don't want no easy chem
I could close my OneNote
Get some iodine
I can LEFF you go and we would be just fine
But that would be too easy, chem
And I don't want no easy chem