[Verse 1: dodie, Evan Edinger]
I might forget to wash my cup
I might forget to put my wet clothes up

[Hook: dodie & Evan Edinger]
The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

[Verse 2: dodie, Evan Edinger]
I might have eaten all your cheese
That’s okay, but can you buy more, please?

[Hook: dodie & Evan Edinger]
The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

[Verse 3: dodie, Evan Edinger]
I might have accidentally stretched your top
I might have—wait, is that the one I just bought?

[Hook: dodie, Both]
The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

[Verse 4: dodie, Evan Edinger]
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
What... That’s disgusting! Why would you—you know how I am with my mouth!
[Hook: dodie, Both]
The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

[Verse 5: dodie]
I put a cactus in your bed

[Hook: dodie]
The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

[Interlude: Whistling]

[Verse 6: dodie, Evan Edinger (spoken)]
I might forget to wipe my feet
I put spiders in your bed, and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise, and unpaired all your socks, and drew on all your toys, and vandalized your room, and put beans in your shoes, and ruined your dress. You don't wanna know how

[Outro: dodie & Evan Edinger]
The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be