I'm not quite sure
What I should do
I'm ever so
In love with you
Wine gums and juggling
And haircuts and tea
And oh my heart leaps each time you look at me

But I have to stop
And clear my head
Your eyes don't meet mine
They meet a camera instead
And even though I know you
Like you're mine
I'm a stranger to you
A fan who screams all the time
But I say

Charlieissocoollike, one day you'll be my friend
And we'll sing your duet and I will bet that my happiness will not end
But a million other people share this beautiful dream
So I'll never be Miss Coollike after all, so it seems

Oh the awkward endings and the ukulele
The mustache poems and the... (what rhymes with ukulele?)
I know that we'd get along like a house on fire
And it seems you agree
Each time you smile
But I have to stop
And clear my head
Your eyes don't meet mine
They meet a camera instead
And even though I know you
Like you're mine
I'm a stranger to you
A fan who squeals all the time
But I say

Charlieissocoollike, one day you'll be my friend
And we'll sing your duet and I will bet that my happiness will not end
But a million other people share this beautiful dream
So I'll never be Miss Coollike after all, so it seems

I've only met you once, and I acted like a fool
I was shaking like a leaf and you said "ahh, cool!"
You looked at me and grinned in your very cool like way
I was imagining dopamine released inside your awesome brain
But as I left, I stared outside and hopefuls too who queued all day
My face would soon be forgotten, as would the others who feel the same way

And yet I still believe that you'll remember me
So while I watch you every day, I guess I'll still say

Charlieissocoollike, one day you'll be my friend
And we'll sing your duet and I will bet that my happiness will not end
But a million other people share this beautiful dream
So I'll never be Miss Coollike after all, so it seems