[Dan]
If I eat too many
I will be a porker

[Connor]
I was hanging out
And I looked like a bit of a dorker

[dodie]
I love potatoes
Because you can make some chips

[Luke]
I love potatoes
I love their tasty tips

[Tom]
Potatoes make you
Extremely rich

[Dan]
I really like digging
Potatoes from my ditch

[Connor]
Potatoes, potatoes
Mmm, yummy
[dodie]
Potatoes, potatoes
Let's make some just ask for mummy

[Connor]
Yeah, potatoes
Let's have them for tea

[All & Connor & Dan]
Yeah potatoes
Let's have them for tea (yum!)
Yeah, potatoes
They're for you and they're for me
Yeah, potatoes
Let's have some for tea
(some for tea)

[Dan]
I'm thinkin'
About them all the time

[Connor]
I like them with parsley or maybe a bit of thyme

[dodie]
I love potatoes smashed up all you want
[Luke]
I love potatoes you smash them more and more

[dodie]
(laughs)

[Tom]
One day potatoes will take over the world

[Dan]
And their plan, that was secret, will unfold

[Connor]
Oh no, potatoes, they are kidnapping my mum

[dodie]
Oh no potatoes they've made me have a big bum

[All]
Stop it potatoes, what have you done?
[dodie]
(What have you done?)
[All]
Stop it potatoes, what have you done?
[dodie]
(What have you done?)
[All]
Stop it potatoes, you've kidnapped my mum
[dodie]
(my mum)
[All]
Stop it potatoes what have you done?

[dodie]
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

[All]
Stop it potatoes, what have you done?
[dodie & Dan]
(What have you done?)
[All]
Stop it potatoes, what have you done?
[dodie & Dan]
(What have you done?)
[all]
Stop it potatoes, you've kidnapped my mum
[dodie]
(All right, yeah!)
[all]
Stop it potatoes, what have you done?