[Verse 1: Martin Luke Brown]
I remember when I lost my mind
It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night
And the man on the telly said
"Build a bunker in your shed
And tell your mum I love her" (Ooh)
I'm on the six hundred and thirty nine
Hello and welcome to my pointless life
Won't you have a slice of pecan pie?
Let me show you where I cry
It's in the corner
It's out of order

[Chorus: All]
I'm twenty five
Going on forty five
Going on ninety nine
Going on dead
Blink twice
You'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride
Going on dead
(Dead)

[Verse 2: Martin Luke Brown]
I think of everything I could have been
Ooh, a superhero in a limousine
Oh, a hotshot living on top
But instead what I've got
The world is on fire
So baby, pass me a lighter
'Cause I'm
[Chorus: All]
Twenty five
Going on forty five
Going on ninety nine
Going on dead
Blink twice
You'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride
Going on dead

[Bridge: Orla Gartland]
Looks like the sun's coming out again
And I see my friends
They're over the moon to see me
What a surprise
God, I'm glad I'm alive
I'm alive
I'm alive

[Outro: Martin Luke Brown]
Twenty five
Going on forty five
Going on ninety nine
Going on dead
Blink twice
You'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride
Going on dead