[Voicemail Greeting: Young M.A.]
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[Voicemail Message]
Motherfucker! You know what I hate the most? I hate that you care so much about everyone. It's never about me. I want Santa to visit me on Christmas too. But you know what? I found someone else. His gifts and attention is only for me. And he slides down my chimney better than you ever did. Fuck you and fuck your jollyness too. I'm out and I'm taking the reindeers with me