[Skit: Young M.A. & Asa]
What's good, baby?

What's up, Santa? I was starting to worry you wouldn't show

Man, Miss Claus cut me off over some ho ass, broke ass, un-jolly ass hoes

Oh, that sucks. But doesn't she know you're like the greatest? Do you want to see something special?

Show me something good, baby, or else I'm dropping y'all asses too

Oh, Santa. Eat my cookie so good. Mm yes, I've been waiting for this all fucking year. Fuck me with that North Pole. Yeah. Stuff my fucking stocking, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah

Oh fuck! I ain't bust like that in like a hundred years. Merry Christmas, bitch! Now leave me alone and send the other three in