[Intro]
Billy Parham in your house, turn me up but not too loud
For fear of disturbing someone enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm

[Verse]
I'm here to tell you of the relevance of etiquette
'Tis quite important, though I fear you might not get it yet
Feet on the seats, I'm sure I don't approve
Hold the door for the ladies when they go through
Wipe your feet when you're entering a neighbor's house
And when he chews, a gentleman will always close his mouth
Close his mouth, close his mouth

[Outro]
The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief
When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief
Handkerchief
A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief...