[Intro: Kip Schlezinger]
And now we have some good news!
And some bad news
The bad news is that stock markets have fallen
The good news is that these graphs will tell you all about it!
In the form of a song

[Verse 1: Graphs]
All things are bad, bad, bad!
About to get sad!
Don't be glad, glad, glad!
We should be mad!
We're going down, down, down!
We're all gonna drown!
We'll all be poor, poor, poor!
But wait here's some more!

[Verse 2: Graphs]
We're owing debts, debts, debts!
As you can bet, it will get worse, worse, worse!
Yes, we're all cursed!
We are all broke, broke, broke!
And it's such a joke!
Cause, there's no hope, hope, hope!
And no one can cope!
[Outro: Graphs]
We are all doomed, doomed, doomed!
Nothing's improved!
Don't even try!
Just give up, and cry!