[Verse]
Stepping on your bitch's shoes
She was drunk off a ramoose
You should pick up the pace
Maybe tidy up the place
Pick up all your fuckin' crumbs
You should overdose on TUMS
Your filthy parents are bums
Get the fuck up off the ground
I'm not here to fuck around
Be a fucking grown up
Shove a razor up your ass
I don't want to hear your sass
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Your girlfriend hit me up
Asking me for a hook-up
You got no fucking gang
Your ass is lame
Dreaming of fame
Just get ready for all the blame
Bad times are coming
Can't you see what you're becoming?
You need professional help
Don't just sit there and say "whelp"
You should stuff your face with kelp
Pull yourself together man
If you can't, then BAM!
Me and your girlfriend had fun
She said I'm her number one
We had a fun night
You were so right
That girl's hella' tight
She was a delight
I did her until it was midnight
[Bridge]

[Outro]
Bitch be all over my dick
That girl is hella' thick
What the fuck is up with her?
I'm pretty sure I heard her purr
Too bad she cheated on you
I assume you're feeling blue
Hope that didn't leave a boo-boo