[Intro: Cupcake Man, Karen & Mr. Verde, Dolphin Man, spray-paint bottle, John, Jeff, and clipboard man]
He's back!
He's back?! I'll tell him right away!
He's back!
He's back?!

[Verse 1: Goblin]
A monumentous day!
Send somebody down to greet him
Who'd have thought I'd finally meet him?

[Chorus: George, Hexagon lady, and book doctor, Leonard Daniels, Muriel, Siciliana & *Dolphin Woman*]
He's back!
Who's back?
The founder of this place!
Agog!
Aghast!
*But no one's ever seen his face!*

[Verse 2: John, Dolphin Man, and Jeff, Jeff & Dolphin Man]
He's a genius of business!
Is there no limit to his wiz-ness?
It's pronounced "wiseness."

[Chorus: John, Dolphin Man, and Jeff, Richard, John, Dolphin Man & *Jeff*]
You're back!
I'm back?
Will you please accept this gift?
May I say, sir, you're my hero
To have built this up from zero!
John, stop acting like a bootlick!
May I offer, Sir, a toothpick?
*He's back!
Uh...*
[Verse 3: John and Dolphin Man, Nicole, Hexagon lady]
Here's accounts and acquisitions
Asset strippers, statisticians
Who can help mе pay this bill?
Try level sevеn, ask for Phil

[Interlude: Richard, Dolphin Man & John]
What's that awful stench of evil?
Could be marketing
Or legal

[Bridge: George, Paperball, Flight Attendant & Leonard Daniels]
They say he crushes rivals underfoot!
Stripped departments, raised output!
Dare not look him in the eyes!
He's sure to cut you down to size!

[Outro: Goblin, Floppy Disk, Clipboard Man & Mr. Verde]
I'm nervous, apprehensive
Quick, which tie looks more expensive?
I've heard he's a giant among giants!
Six foot six of raw defiance!
I heard short and quite abusive!
Who can say? He's so reclusive!
All fall silent at the ding!
What fresh vision will he bring?
Sharing wisdom, insight, knack!
Welcome Founder. You are back