[Verse 1: Sal Left Thumb]
They say a thumb can't change his print
But looking in this window's tint
I see the boy I used to be
If he saw me, what would he see?

He'd look at me in disbelief
A dirty, no-good, thumb-print thief
Forever stealing, getting busted
On the run or being dusted

[Verse 2: Sal Left Thumb]
But this symphony, of car alarms
Has reminded me of music's charms
As a boy, I dreamed that I'd go far
As a bonafide musical star!

[Bridge: Sal Left Thumb, Residents of Elmore]
I sung a little song, did a little show
Got sick of the producers saying no
So I turned to crime, stealing all the time
Life lack reason, life lacked rhyme
Now it's time to say I'm sorry!
What bеtter way than in a song?

Give me back thе car you stole!
I'll pay you back in rock and roll
You took my daughter's trampoline!
Well, how about this tap routine?

You stole my mother's diamond ring!

[Outro: Sal Left Thumb]
It doesn't really matter 'cause I can sing!