[Intro: Nigel Brown]
You're a hairy lady
Hair from your head to your toes, girl
You're a hairy lady
You even got hair up your nose, girl

[Verse 1: Nigel Brown]
I see you talkin' with those other boys
I see you speakin', I don't hear no noise
Too busy loving all that fur I see
Your body's hairier than a bumblebee (You're my honey girl)

[Verse Two: Nigel Brown]
Hairy girls, y'all best believe I'm a connoisseur
I look away if I don't see that matted fur
Hugging you is like a hug from a grizzly bear
Did I happen to mention

[Speaking: Nigel Brown, Larry Needlemeyer]
I'm really into body hair, yeah
Oh, please no
(You promised)
(sigh)

[Rap Verse: Larry Needlemeyer]
It's plain to see you give your barber every night off
Every drain in your house is a total write-off
Girl, you looking like a fur-covered miracle
And all those follicles, they got me waxing lyrical
[Outro: Nigel Brown]
'Cause your hairy bod makes the guys all swoon
Don't shave or pluck or wax any time soo-OON!