Potato, potato

Hello, Darwin, nice to see you
Glad to have you back with us
We have things we need to tell you
If it isn't too much fuss

We really can't forgive you
When you cut us into pieces
We wish you hadn't eaten
All our nephews and nieces

Mashed, and baked, and fried, and roasted
Sautéed, boiled, and grilled, and toasted

Peeled off all our skin, dug out all our eyes
Diced us into wedges, and you sliced us into fries

We are glad we came to see you, one more thing wе must discuss
The final thing we need to say is
Pleasе, will you stop eating us?!