[SPOKEN]
(Sigh)
Maybe it's me
Maybe I'm just... Not good enough

[SUNG]
Is my butt not pert?
Is it not inviting?
And is that the reason
-for Tobias's slighting?
I only want a pat
Just a tiny bump
A casual little, "Hey there!"
For my lonely rump..

I feel I have the duty
-To defend my sad behind
It's not the finest booty, but it has feelings, so do I!
I don't wanna sound whiny, but I feel bad for my heinie
I just needed someone here
Who would gently touch my rear!
To be friendly, to be fair
To respect my derrière!

[SPOKEN]
I'll just give up and cry
[SUNG]
My lonely backside and I..