[Verse 1: Tegan and Sara]
I haven't stolen things in years
Hate flowers but I'm gonna leave you souvenirs
Freaking out and paralyzed
Your body tells me

[Verse 2: Tegan and Sara]
I haven't told you lies this year
Wouldn't send you flowers if my love was insincere
Freaking out and paralyzed
Your body makes me

[Chorus: Tegan and Sara]
If I was one of the good ones
I don't think you'd like me
I'm one of the bad ones
And that's why you feel lucky

[Chorus: Tegan and Sara]
If I was one of the good ones
I don't think you'd like me
I'm one of the bad ones
And that's why you feel lucky

[Verse 3: Matthew Dear]
I've played a role in all your tears
Hate flowers but they seem to work on you my dear
Freaking out and paralyzed
Your body tempts me
[Verse 4: Matthew Dear]
I haven't told you lies this year
Wouldn't send you flowers if my love was insincere
Freaking out and paralyzed
Your body takes me

[Chorus: Matthew Dear & Tegan and Sara]
If I was one of the good ones
I don't think you'd like me
I'm one of the bad ones
And that's why you feel lucky

[Chorus: Matthew Dear & Tegan and Sara]
If I was one of the good ones
I don't think you'd like me
I'm one of the bad ones
And that's why you feel lucky

[Chorus: Matthew Dear & Tegan and Sara]
If I was one of the good ones
I don't think you'd like me
I'm one of the bad ones
And that's why you feel lucky

[Chorus: Matthew Dear & Tegan and Sara]
If I was one of the good ones
I don't think you'd like me
I'm one of the bad ones
And that's why you feel lucky