Count those freaks
We're completely outnumbered
What a terrible world
And it all gets more peculiar every single day
We can't sleep
Something spoiled our slumber
What a terrible day
Oh, the world gets more peculiar every single way

We don't who they are
We don't know where we are
I think I've got a plan
Let's run as quickly as we can
Let's leave it all today
Let's make our brave escape

(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)
[Repeat x8]
(F-r-e-a—)
One, two, three
We've been adding up numbers
Something doesn't make sense
And the world gets more peculiar every single day
Count those freaks
We're completely outnumbered
Something's making us tense
If you're finished being creepy we'll be on our way

We don't who they are
We don't know where we are
I think I've got a plan
Let's run as quickly as we can
Let's leave it all today
Let's make a brave escape

We tread a careful line
Between the creatures of the night
Because we're not completely sure
Who goes to nightclubs anymore
[Repeat x4]

(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)
[Repeat x4]

Who's that lurching through the smoke?
(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)
Mother nature's little joke
(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)
Empty eyes and sweaty hands
(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)
Say hello to modern man
(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)
Say hello to modern man
(F-r-e-a-k-s, everybody, everywhere)