You’re telling me you pick up when she’s calling you at night?
How do you do that?
You’re telling me you wake up in her bed and feel just fine?
How do you do that?

I’ll call you out on all your lies
I’ve got the right to criticize
‘Cause calling it a break up’s ironic

Where’d you get your exes from?
Cause when I’m hurt they have more fun
I’ll diagnose them fucking psychotic

You would catch me dead before you heard about me
Having break up sex with some old company
I’d rather lose my head than be down on my knees
I would never fuck my exes
Cause fuck my exes

You see them out in public and you don’t just wanna die?
How do you do that?
Doesn’t it make you wanna fight when you look them in the eye?
‘Cause I just can’t do that

If I saw her anywhere
I’d start a fire, I don’t care
No I can’t help but lose my composure
Let’s not forget the time I left my door unlocked
She stole my weed and keyed my car
So when I say it’s over it’s over

You would catch me dead before you heard about me
Having break up sex with some old company
I’d rather lose my head than be down on my knees
I would never fuck my exes
Cause fuck my exes

I guess I’ll give her one more try
Yeah it’d be nice to spend the night
She tied me to the bed cause I liked it

And now it’s getting hot in here
I feel some heat
I think it smells like gasoline and
Oh my fucking god this bitch is trying to kill me right now

You would catch me dead before you heard about me
Having break up sex with some old company
I’d rather lose my head than be down on my knees
I would never fuck my exes
Cause fuck my exes