[Verse 1]
I, Papyrus, the greatest of all time
Will capture a human and prove my worth
To the Royal Guard's divine
No one can stop me, I'm just too good to fail
I'm charming, smart, a work of art
But I shant go on all day

[Chorus]
My brother lacks the passion I do
And he takes too much credit for just being cool
Well, here's my chance to finally shine
I'm the best and when I capture Frisk
I'll settle all the fights

[Post-Chorus]
Don't doubt me, I'm a genius
I'll charge my special attack
Elaborate puzzles, determination
There's no way you'll ever get past

[Chorus]
My brother lacks the passion I do
And he takes too much credit for just being cool
Well, here's my chance to finally shine
I'm the best and when I capture Frisk
I'll settle all the fights
[Verse 2]
You, the human, you're better than I thought
You passed the tests, you solved the puzzles
And you and I had fought
Perhaps you and I could make quite the team
But no, alas, I had my dream
Well maybe, there's more to you than what there seems to be
Agh! I said I'd capture a human
Eventually well, I made spaghetti, you befriended me
Perhaps I am not what I seem to be

[Bridge]
If I die then promise me
You'll spare the others and you'll set them free
There's something about you
You can make a change
As for me, I've just stayed the same
Nyeh-heh-heh

[Outro]
But that's okay, I am the great
Alas, poor Papyrus