[Verse 1]
I am a simple man, maybe more complex than that
Been doing my thing for years, accompanied by beers
Then all these alternate reality versions of me
Try to hold me back and bring me down
But they're not stopping me
Oh no, I won't, I don't bow down to me
The current version of myself is just fine, don't you see?
Don't tell me tone it down, calm down
Don't tell me how to be
The rest of you are jealous, stubborn, angry wannabes

[Pre-Chorus]
I am the Rickest
I am the slickest
I am the quickest
I am the sickest

[Chorus]
My demons don't got dirt on me
I hunt them down, they're the ones paying me
And everyone will be okay as long as I am free
So don't mess with me, I am the Rickest

[Verse 2]
I'm not a simple man
Smartest in the universe, that's a fact
Discovered interdimensional travel
What's better than that?
But all these fake and phony, cheap imitations of me
Try to stop my progress, cage me up
By their worthless decree
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[Chorus]
My demons don't got dirt on me
I hunt them down, they're the ones paying me
And everyone will be okay as long as I am free
So don't mess with me, I am the Rickest

[Bridge]
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[Pre-Chorus]
I am the Rickest
I am the slickest
I am the quickest
I am the sickest

[Chorus]
My demons don't got dirt on me
I hunt them down, they're the ones paying me
And everyone will be okay as long as I am free
So don't mess with me, I am the Rickest

[Outro]
I am the Rickest
I have no regrets
I am the Rickest
Ooh, jeez, I don't really know, Rick
Uh, that doesn't sound very good to me
Listen, Morty, this is what you gotta do
You gotta listen to Groundbreaking, Morty
You gotta listen to more Groundbreaking
Uh, I-I don't know
Just do it, Morty, just do it
Uh