He said
"Boys...please, dinner's on me tonight."
"I am the host and you're the parasite. This is how we do."
Don't come any nearer
Armed with nothing but a dotted line and big blue eyes
Ominous, so ominous of surprise
I'm not who you thought I was
So load that barrel boy, and put your horse down
She can't bear to run

You're as sleek as the words you speak
Now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
I know you've got a habit

We're held as hostages, blinded by appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this
We'll work as hostages, I'll hide behind appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this

"Sir, please, we're laughing at your crooked smile."
"How you've trained those teeth to break my skin."
Armed with nothing but a dotted line and big blue eyes
So obvious and ominous of surprise

You're as sleek as the words you speak
Now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
I know you've got a habit
We're held as hostages, blinded by appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this
We'll work as hostages, I'll hide behind appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this

Gentlemen
Your temptress has arrived
She's perfectly disguised
In black and white with dollar signs and dotted lines
With my hands upon her hips...
The notion of a kiss
The candles lit. I can't commit
This feather's dipped in ink
A tattoo that never heals
She's asking me to
Sign right here