[Chorus]
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
We hate you, shove your cheer up your butt, and shut it up
'Cause Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

[Verse 1]
It's that time of year
Love's in the air, oh, so cavalier
But what about those of us
Who just broke up with loser boy
Married man, no commitment, garbage can?

[Chorus]
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
We hate you, shove your cheer up your butt, and shut it up
'Cause Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

[Verse 2]
It's that time of year
Friends and family with their presents appear
But what about those of us
From broken homes, daddy's gone
A mom moves on, a bro and sis can't get along?
[Chorus]
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
We hate you, shove your cheer up your butt, and shut it up
'Cause Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

[Bridge]
It's Christmas time and I'm all alone
This song goes out to all of those
Who drink each Christmas away
Blackout on Christmas Day

[Chorus]
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
Hey, Christmas, you suck so much, from all of us
We hate you, shove your cheer up your butt, and shut it up
'Cause Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

[Outro]
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks