[Intro]
It's Christmas time and for many that means
Presents, and trees, and time off work
But not for me and not this song
This is about Jesus' day of birth

Happy Birthday, Jesus

[Verse 1]
Many years ago, over 2k or so
A virgin conceived and the world went, 'Woah!'
No, she wasn't a hoe, it was so much more
Not a trip, just the birth of our dear savior
The Lord our God, I've known for so long
But, I wanted to share my love in a song
This time of year I always reflect
When the word became flesh and knew he was fresh
He gave us his best, his son, his test
So, thank you God for sending your boy
On December twenty-fifth (Let's all make some noise)
I may look like a thot but I'm a Christian girl
I was trying to praise the light of this world

[Pre-Chorus]
The light of this world arrived to us all
Happy birthday, to the Messiah
It's not about the gifts or your super hot wife
It's about the day God gave us eternal life
[Chorus]
Jesus is born, Jesus is born
Who needs antidepressants, when Jesus is born?
Jesus is born, Jesus is born
There will be peace on earth when Jesus is born

[Verse 2]
So now when you see the star in the sky
Never ask, 'when,' or 'how' or 'why'
That angel gonna kick you in the butt
Jerusalem who? Emmanuel what?
You're going to get ahead, the start of new
All hail this boy, the king of Jews
Are you smiling big? Good! That's joy
Are you greatness in hope? That's great boy
Don't forget when eating that Christmas ham
That Christmas is for Christ and his birth in Bethlehem

[Pre-Chorus]
The light of this world arrived to us all
Happy birthday, to the Messiah
It's not about the gifts or your super hot wife
It's about the day God gave us eternal life

[Chorus]
Jesus is born, Jesus is born
I don't want to die because Jesus is born
Jesus is born, Jesus is born
Let's all give hugs because Jesus is born
Oh Oh (Oh) Oh Oh
Here we go, Here we go

[Bridge]
For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten
This is my shot, you'll see hoppin' and we'll all be saucin'
We will cherish and not perish
We've believe, gotta believe. Don't you see?
We've got the light and the darkness, the war we've never fought in
Our sentence, Israel, repentance. Do I make sense?
We've got to pray, we've got to win. Like, Acts 5:31, forgive our sins

[Chorus]
Jesus is born, Jesus is born
I'm still alive because Jesus is born
Jesus is born, Jesus is born
Happy holiday because Jesus is born

[Outro]
And please no more shootings this holiday season
Thank you!