I can't read another magazine
Looking at these Teen Moms
Living out their dreams
Popping out these babies
Like a shopping spree
When's it gonna be me?
When's it gonna be me?
All these happy couples make me wanna barf
Maybe I'm just jealous of their running start
Feel my clock-a ticking
I'm so over wishing
Is there anybody listening for me?

Oh baby why-y-y
Am I never the bri-i-ide?
Oh maybe I-i-i should just
Give up my life
Can someone tell me why?
I'm never the bride?
Never never, never never the bride
Never never, never never the bride
Never never, never never the bride

Ronald, Jack and Wendy's
Is the love I've known
Spicy chicken sandwiches keep me warm
Is someone tryna tell me
I'm meant to be alone?
Guess it's not meant to be
Baby what's wrong with me?
Got my pretty dresses and my hair all up
Tryna find a suitor just to fill my cup
But no matter how desperate
I've just got no luck
Guess I'm stuck
I should give up, up, up
Oh baby why-y-y
Am I never the bri-i-ide?
Oh maybe I-i-i should just
Give up my life
Can someone tell me why?
I'm never the bride?
Never never, never never the bride
Never never, never never the bride
Never never, never never the bride

Something borrowed, something blue
Something old and something new
Guess I'm stuck here waiting in these Gucci shoes
But I could use a man like you
(Never never, never never the bride)
All I wanted was a big ring
(Never never, never never the bride)

Oh baby why-y-y
Am I never the bri-i-ide?
Oh maybe I-i-i should just
Give up my life
Can someone tell me why?
I'm never the bride?
Never never, never never the bride
Never never, never never the bride
Never never, never never the bride