[Beetlejuice, with Lydia]
You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
"Yes I do! Yes I do!"
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around and kill him
What? Nothing

[Beetlejuice, with Lydia]
So, Lydia, don't end yourself, defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
No!
The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name

[Beetlejuice]
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but Coach just let me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
[Lydia, with Beetlejuice]
I don't know your name
(Well, I can't say it)
How 'bout a game of charades?
(Yes, let's play it)
Two words (Right)
Second word? (Uh-huh)
Drink? (No)
Beverage? (No)
Wine? (No)
Juice?! (Yes!)
The first word (Okay)
Bug? (No)
Ant? (Close, but no)
Beetle? (Yes!)
Beetle-juice?
(Wow, I'm impressed)

[Beetlejuice, with Lydia]
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row
It must be spoken, unbroken
Ready? Yeah
Okay, go
Beetlejuice (Yes)
Beetlejuice (Yes)
Bee- (Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good)
'Cause (What?)
[Lydia]
You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer, I'll let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Being young and female
Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimmin' with piranhas, I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks, but not that much
Okay, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Be a doll and spare the lecture

[Lydia, with Beetlejuice]
I'm offering you a full-time specter
Are you any good? (You betcha)
Trust me, baby
I just met ya
Really, it's a flattering offer
Don't you wanna see Dad suffer?
I think I'd rather just jump off (No!)
I may be suicidal, but Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind

[Beetlejuice, Lydia, Barbara & Adam]
So, playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?
Lydia, there you are
Are you alright?
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals
Get away from her
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
[Barbara, Adam, Both]
Beetlejuice is sexy
Beetlejuice is smart
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard
He can help, we found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

[Beetlejuice, Lydia, Barbara & Adam]
What the heck was that?
So violating
There you go, kid
Couple of five-star reviews
What was that?
That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
Any ghost?
Pretty much, any ghost will do, sure
Then, Beetlejuice
What do I need you for?

[Beetlejuice]
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Hold up, hold up, girl I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on the sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever
Ahh!

[Lydia, Barbara & Adam]
Lydia!
What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said
Any ghost can do that possession stuff

[Lydia, Adam, Barbara & Adam]
We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan?
Teach dad a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So, he wants the perfect daughter
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah, I got game

I'm gonna make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
Not running away
I'll make him say my name