[Intro]
And Jackie, and Jackie, and Jackie
And Jackie, and Jackie, and Jackie, hey

[Verse 1]
A Bouvier 'til her wedding day
Shots rang out and the police came
Mama laid me on the front lawn
And prayed for Jackie’s strength
Feeling old by 21
Never thought my day would come
My bridesmaids getting laid
I pray for Jackie’s strength

[Chorus]
Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can turn
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn

[Verse 2]
Stickers licked on lunch boxes
Worshipping David Cassidy
Yeah, I mooned him once on Donna’s box
She’s still in recovery
Sleepovers Beene’s got some pot
You’re only popular with anorexia
So I turn myself inside out
In hope someone will see, will see
[Chorus]
Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can turn
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn

[Bridge]
And Jackie, and Jackie, and Jackie's strength
And Jackie, and Jackie, and Jackie, hey
And Jackie, and-and Jackie, and-and Jackie, and...
And Jackie, and-and Jackie, and-and Jackie, and...

[Chorus]
Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can turn
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn