[Verse 1]
Oh Theresa, baby
We’ve been going for a while
And I think I want more
Than your sideways smile

Do you feel like a commoner?
Exposed and dominated
Have you gained a moral conscience?
Or are you not that degraded?

[Verse 2]
Let me see your hairy hollow
Let me see, let me see
A hole that doesn’t swallow
Harmony, harmony

Oh Theresa, honey
You know that I mind the gap
With my chargrilled meat
Inside your butter-bread baps

[Chorus]
(Oo-oo-ooo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
(Oo-oo-ooo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
(Oo-oo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
Just one more day
[Bridge]
Just one more day with you
We can walk in the park
We can talk about nothing
That’s fine with me
We can go back to yours
Free of those communities
We’ll let them go free

Let them cross the border
Create a disorder
That’s all I want
That’s all I want to do

Then is it too much to ask?
And is it too much to ask?
For the hope of change and mercy
Or has the moment passed?

[Chorus]
(Oo-oo-ooo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
(Oo-oo-ooo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
(Oo-oo-ooo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
(Oo-oo-ooo-ooooo)
Theresa May, won’t you let me stay?
Just one more day