[Spoken Word Intro]
Wooh!
You ever seem to have one of those days where everyone's on your case
From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?
Well, y’know I used to have those about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about!

[Verse 1]
I'm sittin' in a classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag
By the two, bells ring, you know it's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two

[Chorus]
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Now Teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that, "Smokin' ain't allowed in school"
Hey, hey

[Verse 2]
Checkin' out the hall, makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls, nah, there ain't nobody here
My buddies, Sixx, Mick, and Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of us all
[Chorus]
Smokin' in the boys room
I was smokin' in the boys room
Now Teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that, "Smokin ain't allowed in school"

[Bridge]
Hey, can I be excused?

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
Check-out counter and I got bored
The teacher was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later, you know where I was found

[Chorus]
Smokin' in the boys room
I tell you,I was smokin' in the boys room
Now-now-now Teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
Everybody knows that, "Smokin' ain't allowed in school"
Mh, everybody!

[Bridge]
Smokin' in the boys room (Ooh)
Smokin' in the boys room
I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys room, hey
Smokin' in the boys room
Hey, Teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that, "Smokin' ain't allowed in school"
One more!
[Outro]
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Now Teacher, I ain't foolin' around with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that, "Smokin' ain't allowed in school"