[Intro]
Wow!

[Verse 1]
Rolls Royce shoppin'
Vicaden poppin'
Burn my cash in Beverly Hills
Gold card lover
Accountants run for cover
Gucci went and jacked up my bills

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I know I shouldn't say it
But truth be told
I really thought that pussy was gold

[Chorus]
Chicks = trouble
You add it up and you get what you get
Chicks = trouble
I always step right in
I always step right in the shit

[Post-Chorus]
Oh *laughter*
Yeah, babe
[Verse 2]
Oh yeah, I have a jet
My balls are deep in debt
And all she hears is cha-cha-chaching
But she wants more
A gold diggin' whore
Here come the lawyers again

[Chorus]
Chicks = trouble
You add it up and you get what you get
Chicks = trouble
They'll kick you when your down in the ditch
Chicks = trouble
I always step right in
I always step right in the shit

[Bridge]
They never said I could catch this from a centerfold
I got it bad and the doctor said I shoulda known
I shoulda known, I shoulda known
Yeah
Ow
*Laughter*
Yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Chicks = trouble
You add it up and you get what you get
Chicks = trouble
They'll kick you when your down in the ditch
Chicks = trouble
You add it up and you get what you get
Chicks = trouble

[Outro]
Oh, you add it up
You get what you get
Oh, she gets it half?
Oh, no no
No