[Verse 1]
Chew it all up, turn it around
Give the meaning a twist
Spit it back out
Impulsive, corrosive, enticing, confusing
Amusive, elusive, provoking of music

[Chorus]
Like everything else, it's completely inane
Profoundly profane and it drives me insane

[Verse 2]
KMFDM, what do you know?
Don't blow your top
Now, here we go!
KMFDM, what's the deal?
You're so naïve, come on, get real!

[Verse 3]
Mangled to the ground
Decomposed and destroyed
Whatever was found
We invented the sound
Prepared to order
I cooked to perfection
According to taste
No dissatisfaction
[Chorus]
Like everything else, it's completely inane
Profoundly profane and it drives me insane

[Verse 4]
KMFDM, for what your money can buy
Leave your angst behind
And fly sky-high!
KMFDM, make your choice
Celebrate chaos, get into the noise
KMFDM, nihilistic and free
U.A.I.O.E, for you and me
Help us, save us, take us away
KMFDM, make my day!

[Interlude]
German engineering, astounding ingenuity
Over a decade of conceptual continuity

[Verse 5]
KMFDM, a constant intrusion
It poisons your blood
You need an infusion

[Verse 6]
KMFDM, what's the story?
Sex on the flag, split and glory
KMFDM can't suck hard enough
Have a little more, you just love that stuff
[Refrain]
KMFDM
KMFDM
KMFDM

[Verse 7]
KMFDM, make your choice
Celebrate chaos, get into the noise

[Chorus]
Like everything else, it's completely inane
Profoundly profane and it drives me insane