[intro]
Hey! (Hey!)
Hey! (Hey!)
Hey! (Hey!)
Hey! (Hey!)

[verse 1]
All aboard
Hit the road
All the bullshit
Can't be ignored
It's hard to place
In my face
No emotion

[refrain]
Hey! (Hey!)
Hey! (Hey!)

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

[refrain]
Hey! (Hey!)
Hey! (Hey!)
[verse 2]
Heidi-ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow
Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office

[verse 3]
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So a-amazing
I never said it
No, never said it
You're suffocating
Suffocating

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
[verse 4]
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So a-amazing
I never said it
No, never said it
You're suffocating
Suffocating (suffocating)

[verse 5]
All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard
Here we go

I never noticed
No, never noticed
Your beauty's fading
It's fa-fa-fading

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo
[refrain]
Hey! (Hey!)
Hey! (Hey!)

[verse 6]
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So a-amazing
I never said it
No, never said it
You're suffocating
Suffocating (suffocating)