"Oh look... the orchestra's getting ready! Dance with me, George."

"George, I wonder if we've thought this through. I'm afraid for you, George!"
"Oh, nonsense, my sweet."
"Yes, George, afraid! [Indistinct]"

"We interrupt our normal program in the interest of security and civil defense measures as requested by the United States Government."
"Attention! Attention! This is a civil defense warning. This is NOT a test. The United States is under nuclear attack. Take cover immediately in your area fallout shelter. Repeat: The United States is under nuclear attack."

Duck and cover
Duck
And cover
Duck and cover
Duck

[Indistinct]
Duck
And cover
Duck and cover

"This is an official civil defense broadcast. Enemy aircraft are over Canada and headed this way. [Inaudible]"

Duck
And cover
Duck
Duck and cover
"The United States is under nuclear attack."