[Intro]
[Sound of bottle of wine being uncorked and poured, then drunk from]
[Banjo]

[Verse 1: Sascha Konietzko]
I declare war on the world
War in outer space
I declare war in a nutshell
War all over the place
I declare war on every government
War against all odds
I declare war on your inner sanctum
On your bloodthirsty gods

[Chorus: Lucia Cifarelli]
World War Three - be all that you can be
World War Three

[Verse 2: Sascha Konietzko]
I declare war on the axis of morons
All-out war on complacent consent
I declare war on the war against drugs
Rape and slaughter of the innocent
War on Big Brother
Warmongers and profiteers
War on your dogma, Dubya
Armageddon's engineers
[Chorus: Lucia Cifarelli]
World War Three

[Spoken: George W. Bush]
"We're in for a long and difficult war
It will be conducted on many fronts
But as long as it takes
We will prevail"

[Chorus: Lucia Cifarelli]
World War Three - be all that you can be
World War Three

[Verse 3: Sascha Konietzko]
War in a heartbeat
I declare war on so-called civilization
World trade globalization
Organized disinformation
War on ambassadors of pretense
War on MTV and CNN
McDonald's, Walt Disney, and Bethlehem
On Christina, Britney and Eminem

[Spoken: George W. Bush]
"Across the world, governments
Have heard that this message:
You're either with us
Or you're with the terrorists"
"Tyranny, terror, and lawless violence"
[Verse 4: Sascha Konietzko]
I declare war on the world of anti-choice
On violent unilaterality
On the amassment of murderous high-tech toys
And all crimes against humanity
War on the Moral Majority
On corporate dotcom imperialism
On mindlessly bumbling stupidity
And police-state terrorism

[Chorus: Lucia Cifarelli]
World War Three
World War Three - be all that you can be
World War Three - be all that you can be
World War Three

[Spoken: George W. Bush]
"Tyranny, terror, and lawless violence
The future belongs to the free"