I feel a little strange
Feels like I'll never get my shit together
Twenty-seven and I'm fucked
Well it's ten years from teenage and that's a freaking lot
(I think I'm getting old)
And I thought I'd never say
That I bought Nevermind and it changed my life
Some fifteen years ago (Nevermind was thirteen years ago)
I thought my little sister
Would never ever make it out of high school
And go looking for jobs (yeah right)

[Chorus]
Not on top
Baby, I'm not on top
Not on top
Baby, I'm not on top

And your love is like a diamond
With a sadistic sick crowd of bastards
Peeping in the bleachers
And there's two men and no team
One is pitching cannonballs and the other is hitting wind
And I've done a lot of training
To try to stick to my positions, locked up in th attic
Now I'm falling in love with her
And there's sixty-seven better ways
To make some sense (yeah whatever)
[Chrorus]
Not on top
Baby, I'm not on top
Not on top
Baby, I'm not on top

I told you...