I'm going to San Bernardino, ring-a-ding-ding
Milkshake mix, yes that's my thing now
These guys bought a heap 'o my stuff
And I gotta see a good thing shooting up now

Or my name is not Kroc, it's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile, but not spelt that way, now
It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style, boom like that

Folks line up all down the street
Now I am seeing this girl devour her meat now
And then I get it, wham as clear as day
My pulse begins to hammer then I hear a voice say

These boys have got this down
Ought to be one of these in every town
These boys have got the touch
It's clean as a whistle and it don't cost much

Wham bam, don't wait long
Shake fries patty, you're gone
And how about that friendly name
Heck, every little thing gotta stay the same

Or my name is not Kroc, that's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile, but not spelt that way, now
It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Dog eat dog, rat eat rat
It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style, boom like that
You gentlemen are to expand
You're gonna need a helping hand now
So gentlemen, well, what about me?
We'll make a little business history now

Or my name is not Kroc, it's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile, but not spelt that way, now
It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style, boom like that

Well, we'll build it up and I'll buy him out
The man they made me grind it out now
They open up a new place flippin' meat
So I do too, right across the street

I got the name, I need the town
Sell 'em in the end and it all shuts down
Sometimes you gotta be an S.O.B
You wanna make a dream reality

Competition send 'em south
If they're gonna drown put a hose in their mouth
Do not pass, go straight to hell
I smell a lotta meat, da smell

Or my name is not Kroc that's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile, but not spelt that way, now
Oh, it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now
Oh, it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style, boom like that