Jonathan Larson
No More Mister Nice Guy

GOD:
SO EDEN WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH
PEOPLE ARE SO ODD
I GAVE YOU ALL OF MY BEST STUFF
WELL EXCUSE ME I’M JUST GOD
SO WHY - WHY SHOULD I JUST LET THIS GO
I - I’VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE

SO NOW, IT’S TIME FOR YOU
TO PAY THE PRICE
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY ANYMORE

(Spoken)
I THOUGHT IF I MADE SOME CHANGES
WE COULD ALL LIVE IN HARMONY
BUT NOOOOOOO!
MEN- WOMEN- YOU’RE ALL THE SAME
JUST HUMANS
ADAME, YVES, SERPENT...
YOU WILL BE CONFINED TO THE
GARDEN OF EDEN FOR ETERNITY!

ADAME:
YO! WHAT UP WITH MISTER NICE GUY
YOU WAS NEVER NO MISTER NICE GUY
YOU WAS A PUNK
NOW YOU BARRY MANILOW
COME ON, THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, WE GO WAY BACK
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? -
WHY? - WHY?
GOD:
CAUSE I’M GOD- I’M GOD
I'M GOD I'M GOD I'M GOD I'M GOD
I'M GOD I'M GOD I'M GOD I'M GOD!