Jonathan Larson
Voice Mail #1
ROGER & MARK
Speak!

DAVE
(into phone) Roger, it's Dave, (to customer) $4.50
(into phone) this is the last time you've left me without a bartender
(to customer) two Buds (into phone) don't bother coming in next week
(to customer) rolling rock (into phone) you're 86ed!

(phone rings)

ROGER & MARK
Speak!

MARK'S MOM
That was a very loud beep
I don't even know if this is working
Mark -- Mark -- are you there
Are you screening your calls --
It's mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we'll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here -- send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don't leave it on, dear
When you leave the house
Oh, and Mark
Your father got a call from Chemical Bank
I don't know how they got our number
But we meant it when we said that you're cut off
...love Mom
(phone rings)

ROGER & MARK
Speak!

BENNY
Dudes, it's Benny
I know it's Christmas, but I need the cash
Something big, I'm on my way
Don't block the box a-hole! Later...