Bryant Gumbel
Decaf coffee
French vanilla
Ultra slim
Pert shampoo with extra body
Clinique, Neutrogena
Clinique, Neutrogena
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey

Stayfree
Yeastex
Estee Lauder
Revlon
Calvin Klein's Obsession
Advil
Ultra Bright
No Nonsense
Diamonds are Forever
Diamonds are Forever

It’s just another -- day
Just another -- day
Just another day in the White Male World

Salad bar no
Candy bar yes
Candy bar no
Salad bar
Diet Coke no
Diet right
Cellulite or cancer?
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey
Yes sir no sir
Holly Hunter
Melanie Griffith
Meryl Streep
Spandex Reeboks
Taylor Dayne
Stairmaster Oprah Winfrey
Stairmaster Oprah Winfrey

It's just another -- day
Just another -- day
Just another day in the White Male World

Let's cut down a jungle
Let’s go start a war
Let's go rape a co-ed
What a lovely thing to do
Let's drink beer and bust some heads
Let's all vote for Jesse Helms
Let's string up a faggot
And a black guy and a Jew
A black guy and a Jew

Evian water
Black-lace push up
Billiard table
Dirty words
Skinny blue jeans
Skimpy tee shirt
Husband hunting
Binge and purge
Husband hunting
Binge and purge
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey
Open your mouth
And open your legs
And open your purse
Now where's the Trojan
Wait don't stop
Too late he's finished
What if men got pregnant
What if men got pregnant

Just another day
Just another day
Just another day in the White Male World
It’s just another day
Just another day
Just another day in the White Male World
In the White Male World
In the White Male World
In the White Male World (Hey Madonna Ho Madonna Hey)
In the White Male World (Hey Madonna Ho Madonna Hey)
In the White Male World (Hey Madonna Ho Madonna Hey)
In the White Male World (Hey Madonna Ho Madonna Hey)
In the White Male World, HUNH!