[VERSE 1]
MT Announcer: The 31st annual Face awards will be held today at the Glam-o-rama
The weather is perfect in InCity, be prepared to be seen on camera!
Hank In #1313, pay attention! Get out of bed, congratulations!
For your performance you have received a Face of the Year award nomination!
Your lust scene last night had an 89 share of the overall overnight OutLand rating!
This is the highest mark ever achieved until further word, keep it up, continue mating!

Roi: Hank, baby, up!

Josh: Okay, my- My namе's not Hank...

Roi: Hey, did you hear?

Josh: My name is... Oh. Hеar what?

Roi: A nomination!

Josh: A nomination?

Roi: A nomination for a face award!

Josh: A face award?

Roi: Let's plug-in!
Josh: Does this mean that I'll be on the air?

Roi: You already were!
Last night, what a sight you were!

Josh: I was?

Roi: You were!
You played with my laser
You thought it was a razor!
I'm positive that's what caused such a scene~

Josh: We can get on the air?
My music box on the air!
Where? Who? What does this mean?!

[Chorus]
Roi: Everyone who ever has or ever will be anyone will be there!
The sophisticated effervescent charismatic, incandescent debonair!
The event of the century, the quintessential social adventure!
We cannot afford to let you miss your debut!
The 31st annual Face Awards presentation
Ceremony live via satellite in color
From the marvelous Glam-o-rama
Everyone will be there!
[VERSE 2]
MT Announcer: The color scheme for the day is black, red, black
The drug, of course, will be the Kilowatt
The trend today is to say the adjective "fun" a lot
Studd Star, you have received two nominations:
Face of the Year and Best Hair!
Prepare a speech for your photo opportunity
Your agent, Tim Pursent, will be there

Elizabeth: Dear Josh, last night the cameras were on...
That's why I acted so cold..
My father was watching us
I only did what I was told!

Studd Starr: Where is the Tooth Paint?
Can't find my Tooth Paint?! Babe, seen the Tooth Paint?

Elizabeth: No!

Studd Starr: Is it in there?
Also the Hair Vinyl
Honey, the Hair Vinyl!
Which nose do you think I should wear?

Elizabeth: Be careful, that woman you're with!
She works for my dad, she's a spy!
We must get the music box on the air tonight! Or it's goodbye...
Studd Starr: By the way, babe-

Elizabeth: When you walk the storm
Born of the sea-

Studd Starr: (It seems we agree!)

Elizabeth: I think you can see
What Mr. Hammerstein means....

Studd Starr: The Pug Nose... just is me!

[Chorus]
Everyone who ever has or ever will be anyone will there!
What an opportunity, all the In-community-

Elizabeth: Will be on the air!
And Josh's box!

Studd Starr: I'll be admired, adored!

Elizabeth: He'll be admired, adored!

Studd Starr: Even more than before I receive the award!

Studd Star and Elizabeth:
Superbia tunes in
It all begins!
At the 31st Annual Face Awards presentation ceremony live via satellite in color, from the glorious Glam-o-rama, everyone will be there!

[VERSE 3]
MT Announcer and M.B.A: The search continues (Test) for the Tall black In (Quit)
Who deviated (Its boring..) from his program last night
When he's (don't) arrested
(sit) he will be sent to the
Outer-Obscurity Detention Satellite (keep going!)
In other news:
Here is a list of today's nominees for Face Of The Year!
Hank In, Studd Starr! (What?!), [?] (How dare he!?) all are slated to appear. (We'll see!)

[BRIDGE]
M.B.A: This is the last straw!

Josh: Where is my music box?

Roi: Hank, let's plug in!

MT Announcer: And the mate, great, William Marcel, will be there!

Studd Starr: There is my chest wig!

Elizabeth: Don't touch that note!

M.B.A: Something will have to gale!

Josh: Give me my box!

Roi: If you plug-in!

Studd Starr: I'd love to win!

Roi: Let's begin!

Josh: Alright, I'll plug in!

[Everyone overlapping (unfinished)]:

(Josh): I will plug-in if you give the box!
Yes I’ll give in if you give me the music box!
I will plug-in if you give the box!
Yes I’ll give in if you give me the music box!
Thats why I'm here!

(Elizabeth): [?]

(Roi): [?]

(Studd Starr): [?]

(M.B.A.): [?]

(MT Announcer):The 31st annual Face Awards
Will be held today at the Glam-o-rama
The weather is perfect in InCity
Be prepared to be seen on camera!
The color scheme for today is black, red, black. The drug will be, of course, the Kilowatt!

[Chorus]
All(except M.B.A.): Everyone who ever has, or
Ever will be anyone will be there!
Never in the history of entertainment
Will there be an affair - quite like it!
The event of the century
The quintessential social adventure
We cannot afford to miss this night of bliss!
The 31st Annual Face Awards
Presentation ceremony
Live, via satellite, in color
It's an 18 hour function
With commercial interruption
From the marvelous, glorious
Slam bang Glam-o-rama!
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone will be there!