Half Man Half Biscuit
215 songs with lyrics
All songs 215
- 1966 And All That
- 27 Yards Of Dental Floss
- 4AD3DCD
- 99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
- A Country Practice
- A Lilac Harry Quinn
- A Shropshire Lad
- Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock Aside
- Albert Hammond Bootleg
- Alehouse Futsal
- All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
- All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague…
- Architecture, Morality, Ted And Alice
- Arthur’s Farm
- Asparagus Next Left
- Awkward Sean
- Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess
- Bad Review
- Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy
- Ballad Of Climie Fisher
- Beneath This Broken Headstone
- Big Man up Front
- Bladderwrack Allowance
- Blood On The Quad
- Blue Badge Abuser
- Bob Wilson, Anchorman
- Bogus Official
- Bottleneck At Capel Curig
- Breaking News
- C.A.M.R.A. Man
- Carry On Cremating
- Children Of Apocalyptic Techstep
- Christian Rock Concert
- Corgi Registered Friends
- David Wainwright’s Feet
- Dead Men Don’t Need Season Tickets
- Deep House Victims’ Minibus Appeal
- Depressed Beyond Tablets
- Descent Of The Stiperstones
- Dickie Davies Eyes
- Doreen
- D’Ye Ken Ted Moult?
- Ecclesiastical Perks
- Emergency Locksmith
- Emerging From Gorse
- Eno Collaboration
- Eno Collaboration (Remix)
- Even Men With Steel Hearts
- Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
- Every Time a Bell Rings
- Everything’s AOR
- Excavating Rita
- Faithlift
- False Grit
- Fear My Wraith
- Fix It So She Dreams Of Me
- Floreat Inertia
- Footprints
- For What Is Chatteris...
- Four Skinny Indie Kids
- Fretwork Homework
- Friday Night And The Gates Are Low
- Fuckin’ ’Ell It’s Fred Titmus
- Fun Day In The Park
- Get Kramer
- Girlfriend’s Finished With Him
- Give Us Bubblewrap
- God Gave Us Life
- Grafting Haddock in the George
- Gubba Look-a-Likes
- Hair Like Brian May Blues
- Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert
- He Who Would Valium Take
- Hedley Verityesque
- Horror Clowns are Dickheads
- I Hate Nerys Hughes
- I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart)
- I Left My Heart In Papworth General
- I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)
- I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
- I Went To A Wedding...
- I, Trog
- If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
- Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite
- In a Suffolk Ditch
- Irk The Purists
- It Makes The Room Look Bigger
- ITMA
- It’s Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas
- I’m Getting Buried in the Morning
- Jarg Armani
- Joy Division Oven Gloves
- Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
- Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
- King Of Hi-Vis
- Knobheads on Quiz Shows
- Lark Descending
- Left Lyrics In The Practice Room
- Letters Sent
- Let’s Not
- Little In The Way Of Sunshine
- Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
- Look Dad No Tunes
- Lord Hereford’s Knob
- L’Enfer C’Est Les Autres
- M-6-ster
- Malayan Jelutong
- Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)
- Mate Of The Bloke
- Mathematically Safe
- Midnight Mass Murder
- Mileage Chart
- Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe
- Monmore Hare’s Running
- Moody Chops
- Mr Cave’s A Window Cleaner Now
- Multitude
- My Outstretched Arms
- National Shite Day
- New York Skiffle
- Nove On The Sly
- Numanoid Hang-glide
- Oblong of Dreams
- Ode To Joyce
- Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride
- On Finding The Studio Banjo
- On Passing Lilac Urine
- On Reaching The Wensum
- On The ’Roids
- Ordinary To Enschede
- Our Tune
- Outbreak of Vitas Gerulatis
- Paintball’s Coming Home
- Paradise Lost (You’re The Reason Why)
- Persian Rug Sale at the URC
- Petty Sessions
- Prag Vec At The Melkweg
- PRS Yearbook (Quick, The Drawbridge)
- Quality Janitor
- Ready Steady Goa
- Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)
- Reflections In A Flat
- Renfield’s Afoot
- Restless Legs
- Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools
- Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
- Rogation Sunday’s Here Again!
- RSVP
- Running Order Squabble Fest
- San Antonio Foam Party
- Sealclubbing
- Secret Gig
- See That My Bike’s Kept Clean
- Sensitive Outsider
- She’s In Broadstairs
- Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
- Slipping the Escort
- Soft Verges
- Something’s Rotten In The Back Of Iceland
- Song For Europe
- Split Single With Happy Lounge Labelmates
- Sponsoring The Moshpits
- Stuck up a Hornbeam
- Styx Gig (Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A)
- Surging Out Of Convalescence
- Swerving the Checkatrade
- Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years
- Terminus
- Tess of the Dormobiles
- The Announcement
- The Bane Of Constance
- The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
- The Best Things In Life
- The Coroner’s Footnote
- The Len Ganley Stance
- The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train)
- The Referee’s Alphabet
- The Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
- The Trumpton Riots
- The Unfortunate Gwatkin
- Them’s The Vagaries
- Third Track Main Camera Four Minutes
- This Leaden Pall
- This One’s For Now
- Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not
- Time Flies By (When You’re The Driver Of A Train)
- Token COVID Song
- Tommy Walsh’s Eco House
- Tonight Matthew I’m Going To Be With Jesus
- Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
- Totnes Bickering Fair
- Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves
- Turn A Blind Eye
- Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off
- Twenty Four Hour Garage People
- Twydale’s Lament
- Tyrolean Knockabout
- Uffington Wassail
- Upon Westminster Bridge
- Urge For Offal
- Used To Be In Evil Gazebo
- Vatican Broadside
- Venus In Flares
- We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
- Westward Ho! Massive Letdown
- What Made Columbia Famous
- When I Look at My Baby
- When The Evening Sun Goes Down
- Whit Week Malarkey
- Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian
- With Goth On Our Side
- Worried Man Blues
- Yipps (My Baby Got The)
- You’re Hard
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