I'm a hard-jackin' sound-scaping jump-uppin' left-of-centre
Freakbeat affair who refuses to worship at the altar of Detroit
I'm a funked-up holy roller
I've got a new house where the old skool used to be

Eggs bread cigs milk
Eggs bread cigs milk

I'm light and dark, phat and mean
King of the Frankfurt jazz-tip scene
Amen injections, sex-beat electro
Drops like you've never heard before

Remind our kid of Moroder
Remind our kid of Moroder
Moroder
Moroder
M'road out of here is a trunk route
A552
A552

We got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut
Four out of five in Mixmag
Wax and Update wanna do features

Do you ken Kenny Ken with his AKA?
AKA
Steve Madden
Steve Madden
Charles Nove
Leskanich
Leskanich
Stretch and Vern, Look and Learn
It's 1am and he's set to burn
Drum and bass, Hake and Plaice
Muck and brass, Cod and Wrasse

He knows his knobs and he nightly robs
Massive mobs from Mary-Anne Hobbs
With talk of jam and crusty cobs

Warm barm, thank you ma'am
Warm barm, thank you ma'am

Eggs bread cigs milk
Eggs bread cigs milk

The headphones are out on the tour bus by and by
And everyone's listening to Charlie on the sly
God help you if your tour bus crashes and you die
We'll all know you were listening to Charlie on the sly
Charlie on the sly
Like Jennifer in Rye
And Phil in Hay-on-Wye
Who requested "My Oh My"
The one recorded by
Sad Café
Got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut