Oh Mr. Leary, I feel so dreary
I should have stuck to my pint of beer-y
But peers at uni said get in tune-y
And as they chided, I so decided
I wanted karma like Mr. Lama
Dear Prudence, and all the students
But Wavey Davey, that tab you gave me
Done took my head to a stilt emporium
If it’s Tuesday, this must be Thursday
Because on Friday, my mind went that-a-way

The milk was pinstriped, my aunts were uncles
Now two jackdaws flew out the speakers
Congratulations
Hallucinations
Hallelujah, I feel peculiar
Helter Skelter, Gimme Shelter
Dial-a-guru
How do you do?
I sold my Berghaus, I took a year out
Consulted Fodor, hired a rickshaw
But Maharishi Navratilova
Was just a Scouser in a big pullover

Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Ravi Shankar
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Ravi Shankar