Half Man Half Biscuit
Styx Gig (Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A)
Strawbs
Huh, what do you know boy?
I’m the reigning county champion

You have embarrassed me
With your clinching Hudson Ford discography

And it feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates
Feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates
Seen by me mates coming out of a Styx gig

Go home
Your mum’s got cake
And an exiled Sub Pop noisenik on the rigs
In Bucks lay-by
Do it, do it, do it, do it

And it feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates
Feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates
Seen by me mates coming out of a Styx gig

And it feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates
Feels like I’ve just been seen by me mates
Seen by me mates coming out of a Styx gig

Don’t wear stripey kecks babe, I don’t wear stripey kecks
Don’t wear stripey kecks babe, I don’t wear stripey kecks