Half Man Half Biscuit
Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
Well I'm not really worried about this
But can some one please answer me this -
Apart from on commentary, where else on earth
Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used?
I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North
Good girl has broken my heart
She took off with a youth from Rothersthorpe South
Now she's keeping two chevrons apart
Keeping two chevrons apart
Yes she's keeping two chevrons apart
They say "Plenty more fish"
I say "Amoco Cadiz"
She's keeping two chevrons apart
Sunday markets? You'll find Abergele's the best
In her medium-sized launch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons apart
Oh in her medium-sized lauch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons
Keeping two chevrons
Keeping two chevrons apart