I saw posters all around town
Fun day in the park, bring the family down
Bric-a-brac, puppet show, fire engine, steam train
Face painting, mask making, falconry, tombola
Climbing wall, cake stall, hook-a-duck, candy floss, balloons

Punch and Judy, Shetland ponies, hot dog, beat the goalie
Soft play area with free bananas
Iguana Andy and his iguanas
Jousting, hoopla, ghost train, pedal cars
Quad bikes, stunt kites, sundries and much much more

For further enquiries ring this number
I rang it and asked about the much much more
I was greeted with awkward silence
They had lied to me
They had lied to me on their posters

As told to a boil on the cab driver’s neck
As told to a boil on the cab driver’s neck
As told to a boil on the cab driver’s neck
As told to a boil on the cab driver’s neck