Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins!
You're hard. You're hard
Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail!
You're hard as well
Sainsbury's security!
Like I'm dead scared
Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry! Lenny Henry!
You're funny. You're funny
Jenny Eclair! Jenny Eclair!
You're dead funny too
Deayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand!
Call nurse, soothe my sides
Oh, what a funny old world it can be
Ok, let's pedestrianise the high street

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
If this is New Labour, Mr. Blair
Should anyone need me, I'll be over there